My Bucket List

  1. Go camping with people other than my family.
  2. Walk on water.
  3. Smack a midget’s ass.
  4. Partake in a Chinese firedrill.
  5. Be successful, occupationally.
  6. Kiss a stranger.
  7. Appear in a movie.
  8. Smash something.
  9. Go to Hooters.
  10. Have something named after me.
  11. Send a message in a bottle.
  12. Protest something.
  13. Go veg.
  14. Visit a prison.
  15. Make a successful vlog.
  16. Brew beer and make wine.
  17. Eat a churro.
  18. Attend a bad@$$ party.
  19. Get totally and completely fucked.
  20. Blackout.
  21. Share ice cream with a hobo.
  22. Graffiti.
  23. Streaking.
  24. Crash a wedding.
  25. Get a job.
  26. Skip class.
  27. Wear a sombrero to school.
  28. Audition for American Idol.
  29. Be fully content with life.
  30. Visit NYC.
  31. Travel to Europe.
  32. Be accepted to a great university.
  33. Fall in love.
  34. Have a New Year’s Kiss.
  35. Have da sex.
  36. Have an actual friend with benefits.
  37. Stand up to a bully. 
  38. Have a true best friend.
  39. Cruise.
  40. Meet Conan O’Brian.
  41. See SNL live.
  42. Be serenaded.
  43. Read The WHOLE Bible.
  44. Jump in a pool of jello.
  45. Go to prom more than once.
  46. Stay up all night.
  47. Sneak out of my house at night.